things cas does that really turn dean on:
when cas walks around in dean’s oversized ACDC shirt and nothing else
when cas unleashes his wings during a stand off
the way cas reaches back and holds onto dean’s hair while he’s being rimmed
when cas puts his hand over the fading handprint mark of where cas gripped him tight and raised him from perdition while dean towers over him and thrusts in deep
remembering that one time cas was fucking him from behind, pulled his head back by his hair, leaned in next to his ear and hissed, "do you like being fucked by this rebel?"
when cas gives him head in the impala when he’s driving
when cas rides him in the backseat when he’s not
the half growl-half whine cas lets out after being teased to capacity
when cas is completely undone and starts speaking enochian when dean fucks him
things dean does that really turn cas on:
when dean licks his lips
the way dean’s thighs shake when he comes from an intense orgasm
when dean winks
when dean bends over the trunk of the impala, rummaging through the arsenal for an item that cas has purposely taken out just to keep dean on display a little longer
"are you going to come for me, angel?"
the dirty pictures dean sends him when they are apart and the even dirtier text messages
when he uses his full name during sex. castiel.
the way dean’s adam’s apple bobs when cas deepthroats him
A good friend of mine… Which is why it’s kind of complicated because I’ve liked him a lot as a friend for a long time and I mean we have a weird history because we’ve known each other since preschool and have been together all through highschool and we actually kissed once when we were really drunk about 3 years ago and I always thought I’d be down if he was but now I’m definitely crushing on him more and more and I really don’t like this and we’re getting even closer as friends these days?? and I just
plus it’s so confusing cause we talk a lot and he’s always so enthusiastic when we’re together but he’s also just that kind of person in general and I never know if it’s about me or just him being him
and I haven’t had a crush in years and I hate the feeling of waiting for a text back and being so enthusiastic about it and wondering IF while knowing that probably not… fml
+Groped by an Angel+ Dean lets Castiel’s grace out of the bottle
I’M LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THE BLURRED DEAN IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE FIRST GIF WHAT THE FUCK
I know this has been giffed to hell already by myself and everyone else, but I am still not over it. I have never in my life seen so much sexual tension between two humans. I have never in my life seen so much magnetic chemistry between two humans…
My sister and I are working on my Castiel make up, so I was saying “Rub a dub dub, dean is a sub”
"Is dean actually a substitute teacher?" is what she says.
I’m grateful for my lack of penis every time i’m casually reading smutty fanfic in public… :)
it’s like the one thing that we have over them
men are weak
oh man. good luck. may you emerge victorious.
it’s never gonna happen, we’re good friends and have known each other since we were 5 and also he’s really hot and not really into dating friends and not to mention all the crap it would do to our friends group
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
cas: *ruthlessly smites hundreds of creatures in the time it takes for dean to inhale*
me: my fluffy fluffles
cas: *destroys an ancient regime and becomes the most infamous and polarizing figure known to angelkind, behind Lucifer*
me: my blubbie blub
cas: *lifts a car with his bulging brick house muscles*
me: sweet wubby baby bubbie
cas: *reestablishes and leads an underground political coup in order to restore his fallen species*
me: i bet he smells like cotton candy
cas would be so into rimming dean, let’s be honest.
he wouldn’t have all the human feelings of awkwardness or disgust, he’d just be so into the sounds he can wring out of dean by licking into him and spearing him with his tongue.
he would start by laying dean out on his stomach, massaging strong hands into his shoulders, down his spine… following each press of fingers with his tongue and harsh sucking kisses.
and dean would try so hard to stay still, but he’d be rocking his hips into the mattress, trying to get friction on his rapidly filling cock as cas’ tongue reaches the crease of his ass.
and cas would just go to town; licking all over dean’s rim, making it sloppy with spit as dean writhes and bucks back towards his tongue.
and cas would tease him, if he were physically capable of restraining himself from burying his face in the soft musky scent of dean.
cas would suck hard at dean’s rim, making him cry out and jerk on the bed, and sloppily thrust his tongue in and out as he presses his lips against dean’s quivering hole.
and cas would love when dean rides his face, uses cas’ tongue to get himself off… and cas would be hard and leaking all over his stomach as dean grinds down on his tongue, embarrassingly loud sounds escaping from both their throats.
and dean would ride cas’ hot tongue and jerk himself until he comes in messy ribbons across cas’ twitching abdomen.
I don’t have a lot of ideas left cause I did this a few times so it’s gonna be really random
1. Social interactions really really exhaust me and it’s a problem
2. I don’t consider myself in the 1D fandom (not that they’re not great they really are) but I ship Larry with my heart and soul it’s literally an obsession and I’ve never seen two people more in love in my entire life wtf just looking at them it gives me butterflies it’s ridiculous also it’s ruining me completely
3. I’m really thankful I don’t have a penis cause it’d probably be erect 24/7 with all the gay porn I imagine in my head
4. I have a very cute dog
5. I eat in my bed 24/7